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Lance Armstrong announced that this year's Tour de France will be his last. He made the announcement on his Twitter, the place where all major announcements are now made:

"Yes, this will be final Tour de France. It's been a great ride. Looking forward to 3 great weeks."

You've had an amazing "cycle" Lance and DISH is proud of you!!

Seven wins while also beating cancer! DISH is cheering you on for the 8th!!

Also announced today is Nike launching the LIVESTRONG line worldwide today! These two things along with is girlfriend Anna Hansen being preggers with their second child...Life is GOOOOOOD for Lance! =)

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 Glad to see Bono is feeling better!

He's is still recovering from his emergency surgery that happened a few weeks ago, but thankfully, he isn't doing it alone.

He's been relaxing at his villa in the French Riviera with visitors stopping by frequently to visit him. Like Texan Lance Armstrong and his little family!

Lance tweeted out this picture this morning of himself, Bono, his pregnant girlfriend Anna Hansen and his adorable son Max, all enjoying some lunch at Bono's place.

Lovely! Bono...where is our invite?? We'd like to come relax too!!!

P.S. - Isn't baby Max PRESH!!

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How completely FABOOSH!!!!

Drew Carey promised this week to donate $100,000 to go toward DISH'S future ex boyfriend Lance Armstrong's LiveStrong Foundation if his Twitter follower count reached 100,000 followers by November 9.

This all came to pass after Drew Olanoff, who owns the Twitter name @drew and is living with cancer, put his prime Twitter username up for bid in the name of cancer research.

Well now Drew Carey has upped the ante by promising $1 MILLION if he gets a million followers by the end of the year. Right now Drew is nearing 50,000 followers.

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To Lance Armstrong!! DISH'S future ex-boyfriend is another year older today!! Send him b day wishes today if yuo follow him on Twitter!

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Dish's Future ex-boyfriend got a nasty wake up call this morning! Lance Armstrong says he got a knock on his door at 6:50 Thursday morning by anti doping agents. This was just 13 hours after he got back in Austin following some time off after the Tour De France race.

In a tweet , the Austinite said “knock-knock, 6:50am. Anti-doping inspectors at the house. Wow.”

When a friend asked Armstrong over Twitter if he made them breakfast, he replied, “no but offered coffee. Nice folks (many times the same peeps). But 6:50???” We love out Lancie Poo! Isn't he so nice and such a sense of humor! SWOON... =)

He said girlfriend Anna Hansen and 3-month-old son Max weren’t too happy.

Lance Armstrong was "particularly monitored" by the  France's sports minister in anti-doping checks at the Tour de France this year. They sent the warning to the seven-time Tour winner who came out of retirement to race again in cycling's showcase.

"The (doping) controls will be multiplied, and I tell Lance Armstrong that he will be particularly, particularly, particularly monitored," an official has said.

A-Holes....Jealousy won't do you any good. I'm just sayin'...

The Austinite has denied having taken banned substances during his cycling career. In a tweet from his Twitter earlier this year, Armstrong has said of the announcement, "No worries, it's been this way for 10 years. I have nothing to hide."

Armstrong finished a strong third place in the Tour De France this year—finishing 5:24 behind his Team Astana teammate, Alberto Contador, who won his second tour.

Armstrong has won the Tour seven times. He has also won 22 individual stages, including 11 time trials.