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Lance Armstrong announced that this year's Tour de France will be his last. He made the announcement on his Twitter, the place where all major announcements are now made:

"Yes, this will be final Tour de France. It's been a great ride. Looking forward to 3 great weeks."

You've had an amazing "cycle" Lance and DISH is proud of you!!

Seven wins while also beating cancer! DISH is cheering you on for the 8th!!

Also announced today is Nike launching the LIVESTRONG line worldwide today! These two things along with is girlfriend Anna Hansen being preggers with their second child...Life is GOOOOOOD for Lance! =)

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Dish's Future ex-boyfriend got a nasty wake up call this morning! Lance Armstrong says he got a knock on his door at 6:50 Thursday morning by anti doping agents. This was just 13 hours after he got back in Austin following some time off after the Tour De France race.

In a tweet , the Austinite said “knock-knock, 6:50am. Anti-doping inspectors at the house. Wow.”

When a friend asked Armstrong over Twitter if he made them breakfast, he replied, “no but offered coffee. Nice folks (many times the same peeps). But 6:50???” We love out Lancie Poo! Isn't he so nice and such a sense of humor! SWOON... =)

He said girlfriend Anna Hansen and 3-month-old son Max weren’t too happy.

Lance Armstrong was "particularly monitored" by the  France's sports minister in anti-doping checks at the Tour de France this year. They sent the warning to the seven-time Tour winner who came out of retirement to race again in cycling's showcase.

"The (doping) controls will be multiplied, and I tell Lance Armstrong that he will be particularly, particularly, particularly monitored," an official has said.

A-Holes....Jealousy won't do you any good. I'm just sayin'...

The Austinite has denied having taken banned substances during his cycling career. In a tweet from his Twitter earlier this year, Armstrong has said of the announcement, "No worries, it's been this way for 10 years. I have nothing to hide."

Armstrong finished a strong third place in the Tour De France this year—finishing 5:24 behind his Team Astana teammate, Alberto Contador, who won his second tour.

Armstrong has won the Tour seven times. He has also won 22 individual stages, including 11 time trials. 
 

There's no "i" in TEAM my friend!

Turns out there is a sorry winner at the Tour this year! Seems there is a fight a-brewing between Tour de France winner Alberto Contador and teammate Lance Armstrong.

Remaining vague, Contador says,

"My relationship with Lance Armstrong is non-existent. Even if he is a great champion, I have never had admiration for him and I never will."

Cantador admitted that the situation may have resulted in strained relations between the team's riders, but did not reveal the reasons for the strife.

Somebody's a tad jealous that even though he won the Tour de France, all anyone can talk about is Lance!

Look dude, there are a lot of folks that feel the way you do about DISH'S future ex-boyfriend but voicing it is just classless. Grow up!

As you well know, DISH'S future ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong's bike was stolen a while ago. WELL...the official legal drama is going down!

The man responsible for stealing it is heading to jail!

For up to three years!!!! YIPPEEE! You do the crime you do the time!!!

Lee Crider is looking at a solid three years behind bars at his sentencing in Sacramento this coming Monday. The bike thief pled no contest to burglaryand theft for stealing the Tour de France champ's time trial bike along with two other bicycles back in Februrary.

Dung Hoang Le, the man who purchased the $10k bike from Crider for a measly $200 is also looking at 90 days in the slammer.

Did you realise that the 3 year sentence is the same as grand theft auto?? Although we do believe that if you do something wrong you should be called out for it and pay the price but a 3 years for a bike?? Are we sensing some celebrity influence here?? hhhmmm