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Beyonce deserved a little retail therapy after the busy week she had. 

The 31-year-old singer, whose net worth is estimated to be $300 million, must have given shoppers quite the surprise when she breezed into Target department store in Houston, Texas a day ahead of her scheduled concert.

Beyonce must have a closet full of accessories, but was in the mood for more as she made a beeline for the hats.

The entertainer, who's been on a relentless pace for her Mrs. Carter Show world tour, was seen trying on a few selections including a couple of wide-brimmed versions.

Her fabulous wig was loose and tousled around her shoulders, and she didn't seem to care if it got messy from the constant trying on of chapeaux.

It's widely known that Target is one of Beyonce's favorite stores and has staged publicity events with the chain for previous albums.

If you're interested in getting into shape like Beyonce and feel her energy there are some amazing workout classes that happen weekly at the House of Dereon Media Center, famously owned by Beyonce herself and her family. First is Zubma Fitness with Crystal Wall. She has lost over 40 pounds and is inspiring people all over to be healthier and make better life choices!

The second is Nightclub Cardio where exercise meets entertainment. Joy Winkler and Forest Petis take your workouts from boring to high energy fun teaching you the latest in dance moves to the hottest hits. People are losing weight, gaining confidence and increasing their joy through this class according to the website. Defiantly worth a try!  

After Monday's concert in Houston, Beyonce will perform in Chicago, Illinois, St. Paul, Minnesota and Detroit, Michigan before heading on to Canada...but who's to say, she might show up to one of these classes. After all, they do happen on Monday nights and they are before her concert time....

DISH loves huggie days and it has come to our attention that today is National Hug a Jew Day. It's considered a world-wide event, so we're not sure how it came to be known as the "national" but whatever...

So here are the rules...

* Every Jew that you see you must address with a hug

* This is an events for everyone around the world, Jews and non-Jews.

* Jew, in this event includes: any sect or part of Jewishness (half, quarter, traditional, conservative, reform, orthodox, chareide, chabad, ALL JEWS INCLUDED).

*Remember, invite all your friends and lastly everyone, HAPPY HUGGING!!

*** some religious jewish people can not touch the other sex so be careful if you have the slightest doubt you may want to ask them if you can hug them

you can hug the same person more than once and can recieve more than one hug. please take as many pictures as you can and send them to me and i will post the ones i think are the best, which would be most of them!

HAPPY HUGGING!

This is International Coaching Week. No...not sports...LIFE!!!

2009 is the year to build because when the economy is ready to boom again you will be perfectly positioned to blast off with it! But how do you do that???The non-profit organization Houston Coaches is how you do that.These people will help you navigate through this tough economic time and guide you through to the other side. In connection with International Coaching Week, Houston Coaches is offering complimentary coaching sessions to the community. In lieu of any payment, coaching clients can choose to make a tax-deductible donation to the United Way. Houston Coaches has partnered with the United Way to bring something empowering to Houstonians.

How freaking awesome is that??

Our fav local coach is Lisa Godfrey with CEO Visionaries. That who DISH uses! =)

There are some fun new pics on the Celebs Love DISH page! Check 'em out!

No, this has absolutely nothing to do with Houston or even Texas for that matter but it was so funny it just had to be written!!!

According to reports, 76-year old former French president, Jacques Chirac, was hospitalized after he was mauled by his 'clinically depressed', little, white Maltese pooch, Sumo.

Yes, Sumo... as in the Japanese wresteling sport. Apparently the ex-pres was fascinated by sumo!

The former president's wife, Bernadette, told the media,

"The dog went for him for no apparent reason. We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks."

I'm sorry....Can we just "paws" for a minute??

How the f*ck is a dog "clinically depressed"?????? And how do you treat that???? Are they really giving the dog anti-depressants?? Please tell me there is something massive lost in translation here!

Ok...back to the story...Mrs. Chirac did not reveal where on his body the former pres was attacked.

Sumo was given to Chirac as a gift from his grandson. (Did his grandson hate him? Was the dog always "unstable"?)

SOOOO...What's going to happen to Sumo?

Eternal sleep????

Truth is, if Sumo is actually clinically depressed the Big Sleep would not be appropriate. Do they have a mental hospital for dogs? Oh dear God I think we have just come up with a new business idea!! DO you know how many people would actually waste money on something like that??? We'll start with the former French Pres!