Dish-Houston

We are blogging live from the W on Lexington in NYC...enjoying the best mojitos in the city! Come by and visit!!

DISH has heard the rumors...we are just waiting confirmation...the romance between Jessica Simpson and hotshot QB Tony Romo is as dead as the Cowboys' 2007 playoff run. Their reps have been going on the record saying that they're not split, but our sources -- who know what's really going on -- say the two have cut the cord ... We'll let you know the DISH as we hear more.

So what are you doing to celebrate the mother in your life? You can start by checking out the Weekend Dish! There are some wonderful and fun ideas there. Plus make sure you grab the obligatory flowers...Head over to David Brown in Uptown Park. He will make the obligatory flowers out of the ordinary! (Ask for Leon, he's by far our fave guy and tell his DISH sent you!) Then give {intimacy} a call and set up a gift certificate and personal bra fitting! It will change her life! All of Houston's elite have already had the experience, Nelly from Houstonisimo, DISH (of course), Whitney former host of Great Day Houston and still resident hottie and sooo much more! Check Celebs Love Dish next week for all of the pics...mind out of the gutter please! We are all dressed!

SO treat the momma in your life right this weekend! Boost her ego by letting her know she is queen everyday!

Blessings and Love Dishies!!!

So I can understand playing games in the yard with the kids or the bedroom with the partner, but when you have decided you are a CIA agent in real life but you aren't in reality...you may have a problem.

Earlier in the week a man was pulled over by Houston Police for speeding, he apparently tried to get out of the ticket by flashing his CIA badge...NICE! When that didn't work and the officer asked the delusional...we mean suspect to get out of his car, he stepped on the gas instead. After an hour long car chase he finally pulled over on the 610 West loop at Woodway where he was shot by officer. He died.

The man was reaching for something shiny on the floor of the car, when he was warned by police to stop moving. He kept reaching for the shiny black item and they took the measures necessary. Turns out he was reaching for a cell phone. HOWEVER, after searching the car, there were 3 guns and 2 i.d's that had his picture but different names.

BUT WAIT! It's not over yet! Although it's been proven by the actual CIA that this man didn't work for them, his wife is suing the City of Houston for wrongly killing her runaway, delusional hubby.  hhmm, is delusional something you can catch?

Click HERE for the full story!

Can anyone shed any light on what's going on?? This seems be be a regular occurrence! Between that, murders being committed by illegals and women popping up saying they had affairs with Roger Clemens, we don't have anything else to talk about!

Today, another teacher was arrested after being pulled over for a traffic violation then telling police that the 16 year old in the car with her was her boyfriend. She's 44 year old Rebecca Bramlett who worked at Baines Middle School in Fort Bend County. She's married with kids. NICE!

An Inside Dishie let us know today that Rebecca is in fact going through a NASTY divorce and has a bit of a drinking problem...YA THINK?

I guess if you have one you should expect the other.... BUT RAPE??? Former Astro Roger Clemens allegedly has a new reason to

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be called "The Rocket"! The New York Daily News is reporting the seven-time Cy Young Award winner had a decade-long affair with country music star Mindy McCready. Get this, he was 28, married and she was 15!!!

Holy Statutory Bat man! Somebody's in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!

Houston is going dark Friday night at 10 PM to help save energy and go something good for our environment! Turning unused lights out is one of the easiest and most effective ways to save energy!

Houston leaders are asking commercial property owners and their tenants to turn off lights in unoccupied offices beginning at 10 p.m. Friday in an effort to raise awareness about energy conservation.

Dozens of Houston businesses, including those downtown, have pledged to participate in what organizers hope will become an annual event.

Suggestion to participants...HOW ABOUT YOU DO THIS EVERY NIGHT?!?!

Do you know that earlier this year when some of the world's largest cities turned their lights out for 1 hour Chicago alone saved enough of a footprint on the environment to have taken 1 million cars off of the road for one hour?? Now really, knowing that, is it that difficult to turn off a couple of switches every evening?

We seem to have slid blissfully across the top of a puddle. There is a new book out called "My Beautiful New Mommy" and was written by a Florida plastic surgeon to help explain to young children why Mommy comes home battered, bruised, bandaged and "Prettier". A direct quote from the book is "Mommy's not different honey, just Prettier."

Here at DISH we are so grateful someone finally took the time to explain to children that beauty is not on the inside but at the end of a surgeon's knife. NICE!

P.S. We are not a hypocrite for getting Botox...just "Prettier"

Trying to have a baby??? Want a boy? A new study in the UK has shown that if you want to have a boy you should eat more breakfast cereal as well as a potassium heavy diet. Planning for a boy means eating a high-energy diet. Women who eat around 2,200 calories a day are 1.5 times more likely to have a boy than those who eat less than 1,850 calories a day, say experts.

So break out the bananas kids...and start making some kids! =)

Dr. DeBakey was hanging with the Pres. and his peeps earlier this week. The man known for literally fixing broken hearts received the Congressional Gold Medal! The Houston surgeon is a renowned figure in cardiovascular medicine. He pioneered such procedures as heart bypass and has invented medical devices to help heart patients. He's also recognized for developing the idea of battlefield mobile surgical hospitals that are known as MASH units

Dish is proud of you Dr. DeBakey!!!