Dish-Houston

We thought we were free of them and actually grateful Canada took them... but when it sounds too good to be true it usually is and the Crazy Quaids are back.

We've heard of them telling judges and lawyers they thought people were following them trying to kill them. They even gave the imaginary group a name! "Star Whackers"! They even mentioned writing a book about this sneaky group...but alas you won't have to bother to read it because straight from the minds of Evi and Randy Quaid comes Star Whackers, The Movie.

According to an official release, the documentary (yes we said DOCUMENTARY) chronicles their escape from Hollywood and the "star whackers". Evi announced their "docu-drama" in the following statement:

“This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout. For the first time I would like an audience reaction to my art as a work in progress, so I may understand its content through other eyes.”

So....was this whole thing real in their minds or not...because she just called it art however they actually used this as an excuse to not show up in court.

LUCY! Somebody has some 'splanin to dooooo!

If you're interested in seeing this art pice, it will premiere on April 22 at the Rio Theatre, along with a screening of Real Time, the last "real" film Randy was in. But that's not all! After the brilliant double feature, you can stick around and participate in a Q&A with the couple! The theater is dubbing it “An Evening With the Quaids."

Note To self: Be busy that night...