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Sandra is our kind of girl. You don't get more than one chance to be a complete idiot in her life and DISH subscribes to that philosophy.

The divorce between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James has been finalized in Austin, Texas.

The former couple signed the documents last week and now Sandy is all clear to complete a single parent adoption.

Congrats!

According to reports the document was filed on April 23rd and under Sandra's initials -- backwards ... B.A.S. 

Jesse James was also identified by his initials -- J.J.G.

The petition says, "The marriage between Petitioner and Respondent has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectations of reconciliation."

Also stated in the papers, Sandra is a resident of Texas.  Jesse "is of legal age and agrees to proceed in Austin, Travis County, Texas."

Sandra has reportedly hired the firm of-- Chaffe McCall --  which she has used in the past. 

Oh the ramifications of cheating...upsetting and embarrassing your family, being publically known as a cheater, a-hole, liar...the list goes on...and of course divorce.

Turns out, one of the reasons behind Houstonian Beyonce's parents' split WAS because he knocked up his mistress!!

Real classy.

(So his daughter is singing about putting a ring on it and he can't put a condom on it....hhmm)

Mathew Knowles has been confirmed as the soon-to-be baby daddy of Alexsandra Wright's child, the woman who filed a paternity lawsuit against the singer's dad back in October.

Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles reportedly knew about the forth coming child for "a couple of months" and doesn't even want DNA proof because Mathew already confessed to the affair.

Sources say Tina "particularly bitter" about it because the whole debacle is "so humiliating for her."

Poor Tina!

DISH has been saying since day one that Mathew Knowles is a horrid human...now there is public proof!

Beyonce was singing all of those songs about cheating at the Grammy's and the whispers were that Jay-Z was cheating on her....looks like those pointed words were directed toward dear old dad!