Dish-Houston

Houston's favorite "Crazy" son is at it again with his equally odd wife.

Randy and Evi Quaid were arrested in Vancouver after police discovered that the couple were wanted on several outstanding warrants in the U.S. for failing to show up in court.

And now the couple is asking for refuge in Canada because they feel they are being persecuted in the U.S. and may be "murdered" under suspicious circumstances. (Have you heard the Green Day song Paranoia?? Cause it's running throuhg our heads right now)

During their immigration hearing, they have asked to seek asylum so that they can escape "Hollywood star whackers" who they believe murdered David Carradine and Heath Ledger.

These two can't be serious!!

To make things even more unbelievable, Quaid says he did not go to Canada to escape the warrants, but instead was considering relocating to Vancouver to restart his career. During the hearing, he replied, "I love Canada. It's been a very welcoming nation to me. I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation."

Too late, buddy!

Can't wait to see what's next!